I will slay someone.
*plays the chaser from now until infinite’s comeback*
I slept for 15 hours.
What a turnt up Friday night, harharhar.
I AM SO TEMPTED TO TAKE A CRAP TON OF NYQUIL RIGHT NOW BUT I DON’T WANT TO SLEEP BECAUSE I WANT TO DO CALC HOMEWORK BUT MY HEAD HURTS TOO DAMN MUCH TO FUNCTION AT A HIGHER LEVEL.
THE PROBLEMS ARE SO FIRST WORLD RIGHT NOW.
My head feels like a balloon.
But instead of Helium it’s filled with these jagged rocks and heavy stones. They push and shove against the latex, stretching it to its maximum elasticity but stopping just before it punctures to let me relax again.
Sometimes it feels like I’m holding my head while it’s tied to a string. And obviously, because rocks do not float, my balloon head falls immediately to the ground. With each and every problem that comes up today, I am tempted to pick up the string and swing my cranium against the wall. Repeatedly. One hundred times over. Just for the chance to get these rocks out of my head.
I need a good nap. But I can’t take one because the rocks hurt when I lay down.
I need a Tylenol. But I already took two and it doesn’t seem to be working.
I need a warm bath. But I used up all of my bubble soap and baths are no fun with out it.
I just really need to lyk… chill.
I couldn’t resist making a couple of fictional cephalopods… but then I made too many so it’s time for a giveaway! The winner will receive a glorious omanyte necklace! (There is a limited amount of them available HERE.)
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